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I remember in the articles leading up to the release of ‘Barbie’ there were more than a few commenters claiming it was all hype and no one was actually going to see this silly doll movie. “Who wants this?” they would cry. Well, about $700 million worth of people, as it happens.

Yeah, I was at a 3.20 screening on Saturday and it was choc-full. Good age range too; some families, some young people, a few older patrons. Great to be in a theatre with that kind of energy.

“But it also has to be - you know - good.”

I’m sure Bob Iger would be as surprised to learn that Disney produces General Hospital as I was just now, but fuck him anyway.

I think I’d remember something like that.

This headline was so shocking I came down with a case of explosive amnesia!

But what about all those victims of the Bowling Green Massacre and the people rounded up into Jade Helm Camps and forced to recite Critical Race Theory?

all this bullshit started happening to us.”

My guess would be “division,” stated in such a way that it basically means nothing.

It’s the kind of right-wing brain rot that gives us Punisher skulls on cop cars.

Wesley Snipes’ first and best movie about the half-human, half-suckhead vampire hunter

Yeah, he’s going to have to do a little defining there, which would probably go as well as when they’re asked to define “woke”.

That’s right. Aldean’s life is just so hard now. Now he can’t just say whatever he wants without being challenged. How unfair. Life used to be so much better when minorities and women couldn’t fight back. What the hell happened?!

“Bullshit started happening to us”

Why yes, I do believe it pointing out and condemning racism is “worth it.”

And the idea that Jason Aldean is smart enough to put hidden historic symbolism in his videos

I want to see it restored to what it once was before all this bullshit started happening to us

Check out the video for my new song, “Try That In a Big Town”!

I’m beginning to think prominent right wingers use culture war as a way to further fleece the rubes.

At some point they’ll cancel themselves and we can finally have some goddamn peace and quiet around here.