That and ‘it makes my bird twitch’ are the two funniest moments on an extremely funny show. 

“I’m going to move to Malibu, shave my pussy, and learn to surf”

“Shave your pussy? Why are you going to shave your pussy?”

“So I can surf faster, Jesse!”

Colantoni gives probably the best performance of the film, which is pretty amazing given how this features some of the best acting Tim Allen’s ever done (not saying too much), as well as amazing performances from Tony Shalhoub, Sigourney Weaver, Sam Rockwell, Rickman, etc.

That was a hell of a thing.  

The CGI was bad, the dialog were hammy but you can watched while drunk.

Sure, but you would say that.

Same attitude as “if you are an atheist, what prevents you from killing your neighbor, raping his wife, and stealing all his possessions?” Which really gives me more insight into what the supposedly virtuous you would do if you weren’t afraid of some mythical source of justice.

Wait until you see what they’ve got planned for Splash Mountain.

“So what comes next, adding live striptease performances in Fantasyland at Disney World?”

Moviegoers are gonna be left cold as ice if Kraven has to carry a whole film.  No way will seeing this film be urgent.

watch out! it’s an agenda! It’s gaining on us!

Calm down, child.

I am tempted to be snarky about how this was just a public contract negotiation we all watched but holding out on doing something on principal only to cave because he is offered a pile of money is the most Bender thing he could have done 

To be fair, in this case he seems to be looking at it from a ‘wheel of reincarnation’ way where even if Putin, the man, lives out the rest of his life in peace and luxury, he’ll spend the next thousand, thousand lives suffering horrifically as all of his misdeeds are paid back on him via cosmic karma.

Basically the old…

Cool well, while you’re living your life, someone probably just got elected in your local school board who thinks Hillary Clinton drinks baby blood or whatever.

What childish nonsense. Two dems are stopping stuff from getting passed.

Yep.  Next up is the post office.

Oh, the school vouchers thing is a truly brilliant way to remove a public service.

Can’t they just get whoever played Flexo to voice Bender?

Unions are a good thing. Police unions are not.