That second paragraph / massive quote is just a mess. Parsing it physically hurts.

This actually makes perfect sense because the best way of continuing to believe you are the best at everything is to avoid any and all avenues of knowledge that might dissuade you from that notion.

Or maybe - and try to stick with me here for just a minute because this is going to get complicated - you have no idea what you’re talking about and it makes you sound like an asshole.

In her defense, the traffic between JFK and LaGuardia is really bad at that time of day.

I am intensely curious what it is you thought this would be about and how long it took you to realize it wasn’t.  And then why you felt the need to comment on it.

I assume you mean cult-like behavior in the sense of denying science, reason, and basic common sense in favor of blindly following the harmful ideology of demagogues who are only interested in benefiting themselves, right?  That cult-like behavior?

It’s almost like words don’t mean things anymore and are just picked up at random and used as blunt objects.

“Floor is Lava” has entered the chat.

Holy crap I just learned something! I truly did not expect that today and I absolutely did not expect that here. Thank you!

Trent Reznor is a multiple Oscar winner these days. Give him and Atticus Ross the soundtrack to do and I bet the results would be amazing.

It took longer than it should have to see what you were doing there, but I see what you did there.

This also says more about you than you think it does.

This post says a lot more about you than you think it does.

Won’t someone please think of the fascism?

Next step: Upper middle class gentrification and skyrocketing real estate prices!

I get what you’re saying but anyone who comes away from these segments with the thought of “this Goop thing sounds like it might be just what I need, I should look into it more” probably deserves to be grifted.

The article says it’s premiering December 17, but the trailer says November 12?

Ironically the correct answer is the very first words in the Polygon article he references.

What about a nice chortle?

I don’t think I buy that idea. It’s not like the VP was making a surprise visit. They had to have known well enough in advance to have taken proper precautions.