That’s like 10 votes, total.

Yeah, she’s the knock-off Vader to his thrift store Palpatine: Not too bright, easily manipulated, full of rage and power.  She’s the true believer in his “cause” and ripe for disillusionment and inevitable reversal.

Trump agrees to these interviews because he is a delusional narcissist who believes he can talk his way out of or around anything because he is a genius and when that doesn’t happen it is somebody’s fault and that person is making him look bad.

He disgusts me. This is not exaggeration or hyperbole. It is literal disgust. I am revolted by him.

The truly unimaginable thing is not hating Trump. How does anybody still think “yep, that’s my guy!”? How did they think that the first time and how are they STILL thinking it?  It’s insane.  He has ruined EVERYTHING he has touched.

You think most of them know how to read a clock? Don’t be silly. It’s totally the other way around.  The majority of them tell time by checking to see who is currently yelling about the libs on Fox News.  “Is Tucker on?  Must be 8 o’clock!”

Probably because there is only one objective reality? Also I don’t claim ownership of it. And I’m not sure why you’ve put reality in quotes. It’s an actual thing, reality, and not something made up to make conservatives look stupid and out-of-touch.

I watched the whole thing. It doesn’t get better.

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Rich assholes traditionally have better access to healthcare, so no, sadly it won’t.  And then when all those rich assholes survive Covid they will just wonder what all the fuss is about and be inclined to keep doing crap like this.  Meanwhile, a grocery store clerk’s grandma will die instead.

No, it doesn’t.

Martin Shkreli.

I don’t think they would taste very good.  I would much rather feed them to something else.  For sport.  Sharks maybe.  That could be fun.  Anybody got some sharks and a bigass tank?  Let’s get this going.

Ok, let’s try this: Are you Indian? I am going to go out on a limb and guess you are a white male (I heartily apologize if I have guessed incorrectly). It’s ok, I am, too! But here’s the thing: white people shouldn’t get to decide what is or is not an “overblown parody” here. In my opinion it is, in your opinion it…

Would he still be all those things without the stereotypical overblown parody of an Indian accent that has a history of being used as a way of mocking and belittling Indian people and culture? He would? Great! Then we can safely lose the accent and get on with our day.

“When the fictional cartoon teen girl tries to break into the boys’ locker room people laugh, but when I try to peep on the girls’ room I get called a pervert and arrested! It’s not fair!”

Are you being willfully ignorant of why the Apu voice is racially insensitive or are you just legitimately ignorant? I ask because one means you need to get educated and the other means you’re an asshole.

I think it still tracks, technically. Because if you think about it, a regular human whistle is still kind of a dog whistle since dogs can hear those, too.

Hello neighbor! Action Park was my summer job back in high school. I spent a lot of time at that place.

These are people that built and opened (and attempted to pay people to ride) a water slide with a 360 degree vertical loop at the bottom before anybody asked the obvious question “what if somebody gets stuck in it?”