I know it won’t happen, but I would get such glee out of seeing Biden pick Michelle Obama for VP. So many heads would explode. Plus, she would be a goddamn badass VP.

And yet even in “contradicting” him, she still manages to come off terribly. It’s remarkable just how bad they and everyone around them are at just .... well ... everything.

Is it cynical of me to wonder if he finally did something to piss off Scientology, they stopped protecting him, and that’s really the only reason he’s currently getting charged?

There is no way Ted Cruz is worth enough of my time to come up with my own list so here’s one from a million years ago (aka 2016):

Tested and yes, apparently anything.

I can never see or hear anything related to Ron Perlman without hearing “War. War never changes.” in my head. This is always a positive experience for me. Ron Perlman is a goddamn treasure.

Yes it is weird.  It also doesn’t even crack the top 10 of “Ted Cruz is a weirdo” facts.

Honestly, I think even his ability to read a room is vastly overstated. Yes, he learned early on what his “greatest hits” would be and he will trot those out at any opportunity (or even no opportunity if he’s on a good ramble), but at least part of it now is that the “room” (aka rally) is already predisposed to like…

Most likely because it’s easy and we’re lazy.  “Case of the week” hangs easily on something that is episodic by nature, and it’s a framework we are all trained to recognize and understand the rules innately.

I don’t think there’s really anything that clever going on. He continued to do these rallies after the election because he is an attention junkie. The 2016 campaign rallies were the greatest he has ever felt about himself. Thousands of people chanting his name and applauding every dumb thing that falls out of his…

Sony accidentally hired Jony Ive’s third cousin and he has “like... something to say, man.”

A+, would watch.

(the Zephyr follows in the Chronicoms’ wake, and until the mission is complete, they’ll keep jumping through the past on its heels, playing catch-up in each time to stop the new attack from succeeding, etc.)

“It looks like an aardvark hiding in an azalea bush.”

Your’s don’t?

Well she does go on to say how she herself may have “tried” transitioning, so clearly she thinks it’s no big deal.  It’s just like changing your hairstyle for a few months, right?  Except with genitals?

Twis2er

There is always going to be a market somewhere for an asshole, and they could appear anywhere.  I swear there were assholes in my cereal this morning!  The box said “Cheerios” but I know what I saw.

The answer to this question is, sadly, you. Understand, I don’t mean to disparage you in any way. All I’m saying is that as a fan of the books, you (and others like you) are a built-in potential audience for a film.  You provide a safety net of likely movie-goers that an original film or franchise would not have.  You…

I think you may have missed the point of this.