Wow, these are so much funnier than I'd thought they'd be. Check out the pages for "goatee" and "penguin" — they've just restored my faith in human goodness.

I am indeed. :)

I remember reading Dorothy Allison's "Bastard Out of Carolina" as a teenager and being horrified but also…kind of "pleasantly" surprised by the way she wrote the scene of child rape (which is to say, completely horrifying and without one iota of eroticism), because even as a teenager, I'd already read so many books…

"As a male of course I cannot really know what women "use to think or do"