I am a teacher, and we do not watch live television. The last live TV in my classroom was on September 11th, 2001. There are no parties, "free days", food, gum, candy, or soda. Phones and earphones are out. We don't sit in a circle, talk about our feelings, hold hands, or sing Kumbaya. That is not why they pay me.

I'm reading this article whilst laying in bed with my WiiU tablet, playing Mario in a room without a TV just because I can. I like this little machine.

WB doesn't just have exclusive rights to DC they own DC.

I never read 50 Shades. Is this really as harsh as it gets?? Tsk tsk. No wonder there're so many bondage noobs mucking about!

1) I didn't review Skyrim. In fact, that review was before I even started at Kotaku.

Holds. No holds barred. No holes barred is a different kind of event entirely.

Love these 'out of the norm' stories you guys are doing from time to time. I know others want it all gaming related but I just had to share my opinion about it. Please keep it up guys, your taste for cool stories is usually pretty spot on with my interests.

So is every fighting game ever in existence a new game or just an update from the previous one?

So, is every new shooter in a series just an update from the previous one or an entirely new game?

So is every sports game ever made in any series ever a new game or are they just the same game with minor gameplay tweaks and…

21 years is the maximum sentence in Norway.

HOWEVER, he will never walk free. Detention can be extended by 5 years in special circumstances, and after these 5 years it can be extended again... and again... and again.

bad game

Dude, if the game is not in 3D, I will not be getting it for the 3DS. I will stick to the WiiU version, if that's the case. I could deal with the sometimes on 3D of Pokemon, since it was more dynamic when it did appear, but a game like this needs it all the time. I sure hope that they can keep it running smoothly with…

'Nuff said.

If you love something, set it free.

Don't get me wrong. I enjoyed it as well. But I was hoping for a new original StarFox as well.

You know son, there's another drug you can get high on. It's called, "responsibility".

The image.

I'm sorry if this is a noob question, but everytime I read "ATM" in the context you used it, I automatically think Ass To Mouth. What the hell does that stupid abbreviation mean?

Oh, thanks for the compliment... HEY WAIT A MINUTE! YOU'RE BEING SARCASTIC!

The graphics won't be as good, but you'll be able to simulate texting-while-driving with the WiiU gamepad.