Ladyheatherlee, I love you. You know that I love you, yes?

There are only a few radio stations in the Bay Area that I find somewhat bearable. Two of them play only Christmas music from before Thanksgiving (one) and from Thanksgiving (the second) until Christmas. Annoying, provincial, and retrograde is how it seems to me.... They leave my dashboard for that month.

I think they should consider me for Secretary of State. I haven’t actually been out of the country, but I did have a passport (it expired, sad!). I have also watched a number of TV shows and movies set in other countries. I also learned German in high school (I’ve forgotten most of it).

He has no expertise in housing policy, but he did spend part of his childhood in public housing...”

I use money to buy things. Can I run a bank do you think?

Although I don’t have a medical degree and am a man, I’ve decided to pursue a head OB/GYN role since I spent the most formative parts of my life in utero. You’re an inspiration to us all, Dr. Carson.

If you do not love marijuana, you are not doing it right.

“Hello, 911? I believe I’ve experienced an Irony Overdose.”

This was already decided in a previous thread by someone else: Bud Light Lime-a-rita

I’m trying to think who Gronk would’ve voted for.

Is anyone really surprised here? Seriously?

The most awesome thing about this is how much damage it will do to the people who actually voted for this person.

I can’t believe this is happening. I can’t believe this is happening. I can’t believe this is happening. That loop has been playing in my head all day.

I am a cisgendered heterosexual white male. I have nothing to lose in a Trump America.

My grandmother is an 89-year-old, black woman. She doesn’t leave the house much anymore because she’s sick a lot but she got up to vote for Obama and she’s up today to vote for Hillary. It’s a blessing to be able to watch her experience such progress.

I don’t think this is about that. You don’t get into screaming matches in front of the kids and end up shoving one, however accidental it may have been, because you’re smoking too much pot.

Too true - but it is a bit too much to expect anyone to completely change. And she had children (with and without him) before they married. It just seems ridiculous to find it THE problem now.

Brad Pitt was a stoner when she married him.

And yet no one went to jail from General Mills...