No wonder I had such a hard time getting the twins in the back of my 6er... I never thought to strap them to the roof!

Ah yes, but will it gravy?

this is just the beginning

Thank you Dodge for not being a bunch of rich jerks and remembering your roots . Cheap over powered cars for the masses .!

Never change, Jason. Never change.

Surely I can't be the only one who would totally drive a LaFerrarivan?

Nah thats just a Prius its eating trying to escape

Why does smoke appear to be coming out from under the front tire as well? Did my AWD Challenger Hellcat fantasy come true????

Good job, Dodge!! Don't let dealerships kill the sales of this kick ass car.

And the enemy AI is turned off at longer ranges too, they can't react to your sniper fire.

In the future, everyone will have dirt-paintings on their face.

How about you get Downey Jr for an AMA?

Downey says, "Are you kidding? Before that, I didn't even have the GTI."

And I'm not sure if this is the most natural, but I think that the Nomad is the best blend of hot rod and wagon.

Idiot? Legend? Legendary idiot?

It's so tempting to accidentally cause bodily harm to children

I'd like add Assholes let their young children "free range" down the aisle because the kid can't get "lost."