This is one of the worst configurators I’ve ever seen. It just changes the picture when you select a new vocation. There’s no options to play with. “What do you do? Gas or Diesel? Here ya go.”

Is your Subway in the middle of the ghetto? My Subways are clean and don’t smell. I’m not sure what you’re going on about in this article. What’s wrong with Jalepeno’s marinating in their own juices? And banana peppers, why do you hate them? Not many cheese options? Are you kidding me?! Go to any other fast food place…

Got the same thing on my bike when I was 18. Wound it out straight up to the speed limit(50 mph) in front of some cops. When the cop wrote me the ticket I asked him if it was a joke, I’d never heard of this law before. He just looked at me and said “Do you see me laughing?”. (He wasn’t)

Can I preorder a Jupiter R5?

That’s one hell of a selfie stick.

It’s a Vo. It goes. I think you all know how I voted.

The only really great thing about owning one is that when “They call me the breeze” comes on the radio you can really roll down the windows and jam - at 45 mph.

I rented a Neon once. I drove that bastard from GA to OH and back with the gas pedal on the floor the entire time. It was enough to convince me that I would ride a horse before owning one.

I would like to nominate my ‘99 Plymouth Breeze. One of the best, shitty cars I’ve ever driven. Slow, great gas mileage, shitty handling, lots of cargo room, uncomfortable, and (surprisingly) reliable.

Let’s not forget fuel pumps!

Nailed it.

I believe the name of Gary Hart’s boat was Monkey Business. Which is what you should name the Hummer.

Dammit, video is blocked at work. Does it roll? I bet it rolls.

Fair enough. I think it looks like shit, but hey - each to his own.

Why is the gauge cluster outside the car? Was that on purpose?

IT'S A TRAP!!

If that odometer is accurate, then def NP.

Haters gonna hate.

As long as he doesn't accept any cocaine from undercover agents, I think he has a shot of making his dream come true. There are plenty of high end buyers who would pay through the nose for a high performance, one of a kind, super car. May the Force be with you Mr. Lyons.