I vote for Denzel Washington.

Color me surprised. I thought he'd just pay his way out of it. Kudos on your equal distribution of justice Virginia. Now you just need some laws that make sense.

*starts rubbing bleach on eyes furiously*

Time to start drivin' my daddy to drinkin'.

I nominate my '99 Plymouth Breeze. Because it blows.

You had me right up till "salvage title". Nope.

The day I see a Ford Focus lay down a better track time than a 911, with the same driver behind the wheel, I'll stop putting any stock into Ring times.

"He peed on my rug man!"

Then Pontiac went away.

Even as a lover of all things Vo, I think this thing is overpriced. I'd give you $4k, tops.

A life without pizza is no life I want to live.

Tav, as someone who works in the financial industry and deals with a lot of repos, I concur with everything you've said. I will NEVER buy a new car, you might as well go throw your money in the ocean. Cars are NOT an investment, they are an expense. Minimize it as much as you can while still having a reliable and…

$8k maybe. MAYBE.

I wouldn't give you $15, much less $15k. This is one of the ugliest, most useless cars I think I've ever seen. Why even bother putting a bed on it? The only thing it can haul is a watermelon.

Remember when they were selling wiper blades for $1 last year? Good times, my friend. Good times.

That's what she said.

Put the pentagram LED's behind it so we can watch her head explode.

Dude! Same here! Did you ever clear the Galaga screen? You got a fast car for it.

Someone give this man an art grant!!

Time to plow the back 40 at 125 mph.