EXACTLY what I was going to say. Congrats on having great taste!

The AWD reliability was a concern for me too, but the price was right and the safety factor was there. That sounds like a sweet CV you got there man. I miss occasionally boiling the back tires on mine. :(

Ah yes, upon closer inspection I see this website makes no attempt to hide the fact that it is a parody site. Looks like I just got Onion'd.

This has got to be a joke.

Damn! I should have known! I had a 96 Crown Vic and LOVED that thing. Unfortunately, my wife hated it. But I talked her into trading it for a XC70, so it could have been worse.

(Just about any)Cadillac? Suburban? Tahoe? Denali?

XC90?

That's definitely a race I want to see!

You know, I think I like the .jpg and .gif descriptions more than I liked the .jpgs and .gifs.

I have no idea what this button does. But I know I want to press it.

Good luck! You're gonna need it!

The author of this article spent 3 days in lockdown in VA because of speeding. GA has similar laws.

I really hope you're being sarcastic here. The Hellcat would be crossing the finish line right around the time the Corolla hit 65 mph.

Normally you choke on the hot dog to get out of the ticket.

He's rich. He won't spend a day in jail.