Some day, when I'm too old and wore out to do anything truly constructive with my body... I'm going to be a trucker. And that truck is going to be painted like optimus prime.

“And I apologize if the woman took offense.”

Except what he did was literally assault some (i.e. attempt to force a kiss on someone).

It takes a lot of courage to admit when you’re in the wrong and to make a real, honest change. It takes a lot of courage.

Someone should put their hands on you and put you in the trunk of a burning car, going into a compactor.

He grabbed a woman and tried to kiss her. That is legally assault. He has no right to touch another person, and he sure as hell has no right to try and force a kiss on another person.

Oh so he’s also a racist piece of shit too.

Precisely. It’s a not apology that puts the onus entirely on the person who was offended. Because that’s just the way he is—it’s not his fault that “you’re” offended.

If I drove around in a Ferrari, then people would comment on the Ferrari. That’s just the way people are.

I said it on the other story, and I’ll say it again here:

A woman’s mode of dress (or a man’s, for that matter) does not entitle anyone to make sexual comments regarding that mode of dress.

For this guy to say, “She was wearing a really, really, really revealing top, so I commented on it,” is part of the same line of…

I wish I could backhand him so badly for saying that.

“just look at her...she was asking for it.”

Say it with me now:

He also said harassment claims were “overblown,” that he has a “flirty” personality, and also that the woman Skiddler was sticking up for was wearing “a really, really, really revealing top,” which prompted him to comment on it.

The only question I have is will someone please edit this film to put Jamie Foxx in Wanda drag. I have a hard time seeing anything else when I see a Jamie Foxx movie.

Does anyone have a hat for this gentleman to eat?

I hope it won’t be so bad it’s good. Instea I hope it will be actually good but very, very silly. I’m hoping for the next Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters or A Knight’s Tale here.

It’s a damn crime that Neal McDonough didn’t win an emmy for this!