Still cheaper then a hospital bill.

Ummmm. Helmets that impact in a crash are one time use. Donate it to the local VFD so they can train how to get them off in the event of a BAD crash, and buy another.

Heck, you are supposedly supposed to 86 a lid that hits the ground from 2’ if you just drop it.

Seriously, your wife is that caught up in herself where she thinks people are judging her because you drive a lowly Focus? Yep, you’ll fit right in with the Porsche crowd.

In related news, one of the BEST races of the year happens this weekend: The V8 Supercars Bathurst 1000. Incredible racing on one of the best tracks anywhere, Mount Panorama. And yes, you WILL see the occasional kangaroo on the track. Hopefully Jalopnik will post streaming links later this week. Don’t miss it!

I live in MN, land of pop. Just to be different, I call it soda. Some people look at me like....wha?

John Wick was fucking awesome. Hell look at his entire filmography and you’ll realize how many good and/or enjoyable films he has been in.

It’s fucking Southerners, and it is the goddamn worst. “Pop” is annoyingly twee, but on balance, I’d much rather deal with that than fucking “Coke.” Seriously, if you are reading this and you call all soda “Coke,” you are terrible and you should feel bad about the fact that you are terrible. Never, ever trust a person…

“So, your table stopped me and asked what kind of fish they had was because they thought you were lying to them; I told them it was cod and they asked why we didn’t have real fish.”

You are mistaken in assuming that they can race the car with anything other than the production block.

I totally agree.

O.Z. Rally Edition Lancer. 130 hp.....

Porsche 912E. Looked like a 911. Was not a 911. 86 horsepower. 0-62 in 13.5 seconds.

“Sunday night, my co-worker calls, begging me not to press charges against her son.”

This is the only car I’ve ever driven that, more than 10 years later, still remember the whole experience to a T and want in my driveway right now.

My Ford GT.

It simply can’t be topped:

This one just happened a few weeks ago but stretched out over 2 1/2 months:

This is the weirdest encounter I have ever had.

how republican.