shut the fuck up.

People like this are behind the only sincere prayer I’ve ever prayed, “Jesus Christ, DO SOMETHING about your goddamned followers!”

Don’t forget all the civilians in Afghanistan or the civilians in Pakistan or the innocent people in Yemen and so on.

*rubs eyes* Weekend BCO? WEEKEND BCO!!!

I'm just wondering if somewhere there's a guy with a story about buying cheap softcore porn and finding out it was actually X-men Legends.

I drove the Abarth expecting to love it. Literally all I loved was the exhaust. It’s tall, slow, tippy, has a horrible driving position, and the interior was... uh... not good.

Stop watching. It’s liberating. The game time is mostly filled with inaction and penalties anyway.

My wonder at this point is if we will get through a single NFL game this year without a stupid, contrived mini-controversy to keep everyone consistently talking about the fucking NFL. Trying to enjoy this league is such a chore.

“...the most amazing part of this video IMO is the stupidity of the driver of the camera car.”

SOON I’ll cook my brakes and tires?
SOON there will be a strait where I can watch the TC light blink?
;-)
Just joking, Challenger. You know I love you. Sort of.

Yeah, I took a picture with him and his back was as broad as the length of my arm.

What a fresh and accurate criticism.

Not to be over dramatic, but that is nothing short of assault.

Good fucking gravy.

hahahahaha I WISH IT WAS A JOKE

The ability to pick and choose from the Bible is mind boggling to me. Like how do you even BEGIN to justify that bullshit.

I still don’t understand how someone who has been married four times can say with a straight face that it undermines her religious beliefs to allow gay people to marry.

Simple. You realize that transportation is an expense, not an investement, and budget $500 / month for car expenses. You lease a new BMW 3-series, lightly equipped, for less than that with little down.

Congrats to Jalopnik’s female readers as you are now the only ladies to have ever seen this!

I appreciate both the over-the-top photo snark and the reasonable engagement ring.