It’s a portrait of Jennifer Lawrence painted by George W Bush.

That I agree with.

He volunteered to go on tv as an undecided voter in possibly the nastiest and most obvious presidential election in modern history. I’m having a really hard time mustering sympathy for him.

Are you seriously suggesting that the politics of one of the most important people in tech are not relevant to a tech website?

Wegman’s and Costco uber alles.

Cleanup in aisle 3 - someone left Goop all over the place.

When someone puts their ass where I put my groceries, I get like that, too.

Just what we want, people’s butts on the belt. Hope it was well sanitized afterwards.

I think the lady is worried about the sanitary conditions of the conveyor belt what with GOOP’s ass all over it.

sweet jesus. what do these people think political correctness means?

I’m slightly uncomfortable with a 50 year old man in a backwards baseball cap lecturing other men about their head fashion choices.

I bet that poodle has peed on a couple gas station walls in his time too...

Mon dew!

-- Brad is subject to random drug/alcohol testing.

Go, our billionaires! Beat their billionaires!

How much do you think T. Hids regrets hopping on the T. Swift manufactured relationship machine this summer now that he didn’t win an Emmy?

If they wanted to find a mass U.S. doping program, they could’ve just put on Fox News.

Chief Prosecutor at the “Judgement of Urineberg”: