Lochte will soon file a police report stating that he was assaulted with a weapon and feared for his life. Good for him that the female dance partner was there to protect him from harm.

Afterwards Lochte told the crowd he feared for his life when a gun was placed to his head.

Honestly, it was just so poorly conceived and executed. That's what annoys me the most. The t-shirt, meeting the parents, the wholesome PDA, all within 3 weeks of "dating" or some such nonsense. It was like a 12 year old's fan fiction story written in a Lisa Frank notebook come to life. "And then we had the best party…

I feel like this was something his team conceived and he went along with it, rather than Hiddles being the mastermind behind it all...and if that was indeed the case, homeboy needs a new PR team stat because that was handled so badly. You’re very right that he ultimately took a bigger hit, because he doesn’t have a…

I’d buy that explanation if they didn't put themselves in front of photographers every 5 seconds.

But, too be clear, he was by far the bigger loser, because the public expects this kind of behavior from Taylor. Tom’s entrance into this circus was bizarre. He’s going to take a bigger hit from this than she is. Her PR team is next-level.

I don’t think either of them got what they wanted out of this media circus, honestly. I have to imagine whatever they had planned got thwarted when Kim released all the receipts and Tay had to go into hiding. Hiddleswift (AKA Lord and Taylor) stopped being fun right around then.

Absolutely. Her assumption is that women who have sex before marriage are inherently burdened by that situation which is just absurd and I can't imagine comes from anywhere but a place of trying to stake claim to some sort of moral high ground which, hey now, is pretty fucking un-feminist in judging other women for…

This jumped out:

And choosing chastity and having the right to judge everyone else is either being a nun or a political lesbian.

There is nothing inherently feminist about anything except for not being treated differently (more oftenly, worse) because of your choices, actions, and beliefs since you don't have a penis.

Choosing chastity because you dig that lifestyle is feminism. Choosing chastity because sex = sin and realizing that you like being chaste is Stockholm Syndrome.

Yeah I mean I feel like this lady thought she’d get more intrigue by a click baity title. There’s nothing inherently feminist about abstinence, in fact I’d say if your motivation is based on a commandment from a patriarchal religion then there’s an argument to be made that it is not feminist at all. I really don’t…

Giraffe needs to cut down on his consumption of Skittles.

Giraffe’s have secrets they don’t want humans to find out. Now they’re going to have to go on the offensive, because we’re getting too close.

Yeah, if Borat would wear it, no one else should.

US is really the Taylor of tabloids—seemingly nice, but really just as shitty as everyone else!

This is so fucking stupid.

Kind of feels like fashion week is some social test to see how utterly stupid and ugly they can make clothing before people say wtf? They’re literally wearing giant colostomy bags as clothing, I can’t be the only seeing that they’re not actually wearing clothes anymore.

Wow. That was one helluva reach to cape for a woman so narcissistic she had to project her insecurities on an unwitting human being because she can’t fathom somebody not wanting to get to know her. Like, congratulations. That reach was damn near Herculean.