So either you are really bad at jokes, suffer from a paranoid personality disorder, or suffer from Delusional Disorder. Two out of three says we need to get you committed for an evaluation. So fess up now, you are just really shit at jokes, right?

Is it still a proper Volvo? Is it still business up front and a surprisingly amazing party in the back?

Will Uber be around in ten years? Probably not.

If you are Beta Testing two ton kinetic impact weapons on public roads you need to be arrested for multiple counts of attempted murder.

Do Jeep and Ford work on fixing the problems or do they pull a Tesla and claim that everything is fine while blaming the user?

They wouldn’t be if this kind of stuff wasn’t still happening on cars they have been making for years as well.

If this were the 90s and we were talking GM and Chrysler, you know, the kind of companies that see deaths of customers due to their incompetence as acceptable until someone in law enforcement notices, then yeah, this is normal and fine. For anyone else, there would be investigations, terminations of employment and mea…

Maybe people who love The Last Jedi should watch a great movie so that they know what one is before talking about how great The Last Jedi is. Start with Akira Kurosawa’s Seven Samurai, move on to David Lean’s Lawrence of Arabia, give Fritz Lang’s Metropolis a try, go on to Michael Curtiz masterwork Casablanca, crack…

It helps to be on the team that pays the refs by the positive ruling.

Lament the end game effect of generations of institutionalized make it safe for the children policies, politics, and research. Because of it, we are now reaping what has been sown with excessive care and love, people who never learned the lessons of pain, loss, responsibility, and fear that are vital for humans to be…

Obscure character/person that is forgettable in the article title, check. As much racism as a Neo-Nazi rally, check. Inane arguments from the author, check. I must be reading more of the standard issue fair on The Root.

Nice to see the Root working hard to constantly disappoint with its levels of racism and inanity.

You could just make some Thermite and coat the sucker in it. The materials are cheap and easy to get, you probably have them at your home already in fact.

Sometimes I wonder if the death penalty is too light a sentence for some crimes. Like this one, how mentally and morally dysfunctional do you have to be to think to throw sandbags at random people going to or coming from the business of their lives. There has to be something worse than death that can be inflicted on…

Did you ever consider that they just might not like drinking the same official party brand Kool-Aid that you do?

Here is the best way to boost your console’s security. Disconnect it from the internet unless you are actively using the network connection. It is very difficult for someone to do an electronic breaking an entering if they first have to break into your house.

Where is the note about how before the end of 2018 Tesla will have no operating capital left, again, and will have to go into another round of massive fundraising, again. It almost seems like there is a pattern of catastrophic financial failures followed by pie in the sky promises that they always fail to deliver on…

And this is how many psychological issues start, not providing sociocultural structural reinforcement at an early age.

Is there such a thing as a Tweet that is not in some way deranged?

Give me the crispy skin and nobody gets hurt.