Meanwhile Jack and Rachel Antonoff once ran over a cat while driving through the woods singing “Magical Mr. Mistoffelees” at the top of their lungs.

I always lose my burner key and honestly didn’t remember my handle till after I posted. I read that smithsonian article too, along with some other research and it looks like the closest estimate is age 30 in the wild for males and 50 for females. Way longer than I expected! But I still think 100 yrs old is pushing it.…

Yeaahhhh. 100 yrs old according to whose count? Some old lobster guy? I call a fact check on this. How old do lobsters typically live?

This looks close to me. Comes in sizes up to XXL