When I saw “sex bench” my first thought was an item of furniture on which one or more people vetted as suitable and consenting, but not yet affirmatively invited, for sexual congress may wait until such invitation is issued. I imagine a group of such people just hanging out, chatting, reading magazines until a…

Oooh...SCIENCE is liberal propaganda!

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Imagine your typical influencer bathed in the glow of a lightly edited Instagram filter of choice, frozen in some contrived cutesy pose with a person of the opposite gender. The emoji-laden caption includes the phrases ”grateful”, “my favorite human”, and some bit about “adventure” and one or two inside jokes.

And the people making out like these bulbs are some kind of sacrifice? Come on, a bulb that goes years between changes and slashes your electric bill is hardly a sacrifice.. I have CFLs right now (I know, I am a monster), but I have a package of LED bulbs for when they finally expire. Their main drawback seems to be…

Meanwhile, this woman probably just wants to eat and have a drink but feels obligated to engage conversation. 

Reminds me of my greatest intellectual achievement: winning my 4th grade class’s invention fair with my idea of a spoon-shaped dog biscuit that you could use to scoop canned dog food, then just leave it in the bowl for the dog to eat so you don’t dirty a regular spoon.

Bad Ombre is a consistent effective commenter I’ve appreciated for a while now. You, I don’t know you. But let’s turn on each other; that seems like a GREAT idea. 

If you don’t like cursing, I’m pretty sure you’ve come to the wrong place.

Yo, just so you know, I’m flagging this comment as harassment.

humans are a parasite on this planet. we should be banished from earth

Clint Eastwood is not the man I’d trust to make any movie these days.

It is the whole reason I'm a handyman.

When she was younger, a stationary bike murdered her father. He wasn’t a perfect man, but he loved her. He’d gotten into some trouble in his youth, but he thought it was all behind him. Early one morning though, he heard the unmistakable whir of Peloton’s wheel behind him and he knew his past has caught up. “You don’t…

People in a public place have no expectation of privacy in that public place.

Its those judgy instructors that may not recognize your “journey” from a size 0 to a size 00 and just ignore you instead of giving you a shout out.

This sounds exactly like my cousin. Luckily she lives in California and I’m in New York, so I almost never have to see her in person. She and her husband also crowdfunded their fertility treatments, and I spent a lot of time in therapy unpacking how I felt about that.

That attachment is sold separately.

Peloton: for the woman who can’t just get off.

The real change is the friends she made along the way...