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The comments on the original Jez article were a shameful cesspool of white feminism. SO many Jezzies were defending these white female authors piling on a grad student for suggesting that Dessen’s milquetoast YA novels may not have been the best choice for collegiate readers and that a book about discrimination in the

Wholllllle lotta Karening going on.

Agreed. I also think that her comment about joining the committee specifically to prevent Dessen’s books from being selected was meant to sound funny - at least, it sounds funny to me. I say stuff like that all the time. I can completely imagine myself, say, being on a holiday play-selection committee and joking that

Oh good lord, can’t college kids flex their newly critical muscles without people thinking it’s the end of the world? When you put something creative out in to the world you relinquish control over it. And college students are notorious for hating stuff from their youth, both reasonable and unreasonable.

Your inability to understand what you’re talking about is really magnificent.

Ms. Coon is a fine performer, but actor of the decade clearly belongs to Walton Goggins. He went from this:

This is one of the most Werner Herzogy stories I've ever heard.

If you have to tone down your coffee with half and half, you probably don’t like coffee too much.

This post could really use a picture of the actual product you’re talking about.

I, too, would love an enormous bowl. But I don’t think it would fit in the sink under the spigot. I guess I could take it outside and hose it down during the warm months? I’ve seen worse things than brownie mix in the gutter:/

Yeah, but they’ll probably make you put the plot together yourself.

I need to put a lot of thought into my decision if my love for Peter Dinklage cancels out my hate for Adam Sandler. But Peter stopped responding to my calls, letters, ravens and texts.

Good for you, Caitlin! And good on Jezebel for continuing to give you a platform to speak out in your own words.

Okay, her songs are really cute, but someone needs to talk to the manager at my local Safeway, because they are having Country and Western Month. I said MONTH!

This comment is everything wrong with America.

I wish. There’s been a dearth of Fieri stories for a while, and it’s been making me very sad.

I don’t know if android phones work or not. Because I neither have one, nor do I read about them. Why is it always Android fanboys that have to remind happy Apple users how unhappy the apple user is suppose to be? You like android, great! I think your failed attempt at facial hair sux, but I’m not searching out posts

Why do android users always have to read and comment negatively on an iPhone post? It boggles my mind. I never read an android post because I'm just not interested, and certainly not enough to comment on the post. Why do you care that someone uses/likes something that you don't?

Mentally ill people don’t get better. Don’t stay in a relationship because you think this is just a phase or you think they’ll improve if you’re just patient.

I could also forgo clothes and wear a plain white onesie every day, but doing so would likely incur adverse social and professional consequences.