Ms. Coon is a fine performer, but actor of the decade clearly belongs to Walton Goggins. He went from this:

This is one of the most Werner Herzogy stories I've ever heard.

If you have to tone down your coffee with half and half, you probably don’t like coffee too much.

This post could really use a picture of the actual product you’re talking about.

I, too, would love an enormous bowl. But I don’t think it would fit in the sink under the spigot. I guess I could take it outside and hose it down during the warm months? I’ve seen worse things than brownie mix in the gutter:/

Yeah, but they’ll probably make you put the plot together yourself.

I need to put a lot of thought into my decision if my love for Peter Dinklage cancels out my hate for Adam Sandler. But Peter stopped responding to my calls, letters, ravens and texts.

Good for you, Caitlin! And good on Jezebel for continuing to give you a platform to speak out in your own words.

Okay, her songs are really cute, but someone needs to talk to the manager at my local Safeway, because they are having Country and Western Month. I said MONTH!

This comment is everything wrong with America.

I wish. There’s been a dearth of Fieri stories for a while, and it’s been making me very sad.

Mentally ill people don’t get better. Don’t stay in a relationship because you think this is just a phase or you think they’ll improve if you’re just patient.

I could also forgo clothes and wear a plain white onesie every day, but doing so would likely incur adverse social and professional consequences.

I’ve read the first half of the book, and you’re right, she is a genius.