Rock Auto, FCP Euro, and eBay probably have enough parts available to build one from scratch.

I concur. Almost every woman I’ve ever dated hung her hair ties on the stalk.

Am I the only one who thinks her most egregious action in this story is attempting to write a check for fuel?

No, but I drive a ‘96 Volvo.

I thought the ability to leave you stranded at the most inopportune time was part of the charm of British cars. Builds character.

Still better than the Jag Kristen suggested.

My Anglophilia is showing...

Just like the morons who post (on Jalopnik, no less) that they wouldn’t drive an ATS-V because it doesn’t have a V8.

Exactly. “I need the most powerful engine I can get in the car so I can go 15mph under the speed limit.”

Every idiot in the world who thinks they know about cars will bug the piss out of you if you own a 911. An Aston, on the other hand...

Fresh off the Swayze Express...

I agree. Even if ALL drugs were legal, there’s still plenty of crime left for our current crop of officers.

Weed cures EVERYTHING! The only other things that are even close are essential oils and chiropractors.

Don’t forget about the crystal meth they found in their apartment.

Remind buyers that, at the end of the day, it’s still an FCA product.

Want to leave your vehicle running and unlocked without worrying about it getting stolen? That’s easy, just drive a Unimog, duh.

The SSEi is cool and all, but it don’t hold a candle to the sleepiest of sleepers, the Oldsmobile LSS.

Gov. Brownback don’t believe in fancy schoolin’:

You forgot any Lexus SUV and C-class Mercedes drivers. The latter are legally required to drive at least ten under anywhere they go.

The car that introduced “I’m Audi 5000" into hip hop vernacular, and misspelled by clueless teenage white girls as, “Outtie” ever since.