Was this article written by AI?  Does Mark Keizer actually exist?  Very poor prose.

i think folks will remember DeNiro for Taxi Driver, too, maybe...

“Whatever the reason, it begs the question; how many times can De Niro cash a paycheck before he’s known more for his failures than his successes?”

Every actor has worked on bad movies at some point in their career.

long-overdo

This article is fucking gross. Are you auditioning for a spot at the Daily Mail?

Did an AI write this?

I remember in Beautiful Girls she and Timothy Hutton specifically talk about the inappropriateness of a potential relationship. But that movie is pretty much entirely about bad or outright toxic relationships. I only watched it for The Afghan Whigs.

I’m so tuned out I have to constantly remind myself that Andor is a constantly frowning dude and not a forest moon with an incomplete yet fully operational battle station.

Not sure if this will help, @Mary Kate Carr (or anyone else who may be able to help) but I have been commenting here for years, and cannot get out of the greys? I always try to be useful and contributive (and not abusive or ornery to anyone) when I post.  Anything I can do to help, or anything that anyone else can do…

Because quality editing and legitimate entertainment journalism just don’t cut it nowadays, I suppose.

(Yes, I know they actually don’t.  I’ll be over here softly sobbing for the fate of our society).

At first I pitied you (and myself) just a little bit, but then I saw your name, and now I hug you with my feelings. Bless.

They’re technically “listicles”, which of course is a combination of “list” and “testicles”.

“seems left over from a previous draft, although I can’t believe there were previous drafts of this” - this made me laugh.

You know, the main reason I keep coming back to these lifeless, zombied-out SNL reviews every Sunday is to figure out whether or not this column is auto-generated by an AI. Every single review reads like the same basic review template, with names and titles switched out and a “thumbs up/down” assigned randomly (since…

Odie-ous. Sadly, this kind of thing has become the new Nermal.

Just one? Okay fine: Primer. The time machine is literally a big plastic box. It’s the best time travel film ever made.

Mmmm... Duff Light Beer... *hungry drooling*

You know what?

If I don’t survive, tell my wife “Hello.”