Katie Couric already did it

I met one of the guitar guys from Megadeth once. He was like five feet tall and his hair was gorgeous

I remember M.A.N.T.I.S.

Why should they care about using the correct words? They’re only a writer

It’s like I haven’t had any effect at all

Holy Fuck was probably the best of all those “fuck” bands from the 2000s

He probably hangs out with Dwyane Wade

This is oddly offensive to me

All Dicks are Richards who chose to be Dicks

It’s literally their job to get these things right

We’d also have fewer Republicans, which is why it won’t happen

Has anyone heard from Immortal Technique since this guy died? I’m not saying they’re the same person, but I think maybe they’re totally the same person

There’s whatever Jeff Goldblum has been doing since he started taking acid

I’m that way with Dylan McDermott/Dermot Mulroney/Delroy Lindo

I think they suck on purpose at this point just to wind me up

I think those shows not being very good may have had something to do with it

Jesus H. Christ

A game Tom Hanks can’t buoy a tepid Pinocchio

Sebadoh > Pavement

I love The Talisman with all my heart