Nothing will ever make football “safer”. The WWE banned ECW-like hyper-violence years ago and wrestlers still get injured all the time. Famous race car drivers still die in horrific accidents. Jockeys still get stampeded after spills on the track. It’s a violent sport and always will be.

I thought those jokes were OK. Jenner needs the piss taken out of her, I mean after all, she IS pretty much a sixty-five year old dude with bolt-ons and a nice dress. Let’s stop pretending she’s some huge trailblazing wonder woman.

When I was three I had a nasty habit of placing my ween on the edge of the toilet when I peed. One day the seat fell, directly on my youthful wang. Had to go to the hospital but no ill effects other than a pronounced upward bend.