This is urgent, but not urgent enough to cut their vacations short, apparently.

There’s something really sweet and wholesome about Lil Nas X.

Well I don’t know about anyone else, but I sure prefer my cows to be horse-free.

I love that you’re giving evidence of her throwing the game using literal “inside baseball.” Bravo. I sincerely wish I could give you more stars.

I don’t like to wear any shoe I cannot flee disaster in. Gotta be able to flee!

Hell no.

Let me help you with that answer: no.

Sex & The City! Checking the boxes about 20 years too late.

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A SPLINTER IN G/O MEDIA ABSOLUTELY NOT

A piece of Cthulhu. I’d rather not talk about it, but it was very strange.

Following up on yesterday’s dirtbag - Mike Richards is out as host at Jeopardy! He should be out as EP as well for overseeing this PR disaster.

The type of toxic asshole who makes up the GQP is unwilling to take responsibility for anything other than to take credit for the good shit other people did. They are incapable of doing anything that benefits other people and are so fucking stupid that they can’t do shit that actually benefits themselves at this point.

Yawnda.

And take a 95% pay cut. 

I want more 90's anthems turned pro-vaccine songs:

Bill Cosby isn’t an alleged rapist. He was convicted and freely admitted it was true. His case was overturned because of procedural errors, not a lack of guilt.