I feel almost assaulted by the utter stupidity of the airplane tweet. I am unable to even. I have lost the ability to even.

This was unnecessary and unhelpful.

This is the correct take!

Thank you for “nutria face.”

FUCK THE WHEELIES FOREVER.

To quote Kendrick Lamar:

Crying in Washington state over this. Well done, Alabama!

As the bearer of tattoos, I really try not to judge other people’s ink.

A six year old?

You made me laugh in the airport!

He’ll have a reality show on Bravo within a week.

Thank you for teaching me the intricacies of shade and inspiring me to watch the sublime “Paris is Burning”. Best of luck to you.

Fellow ass here. I work for a for a dot com and it crossed my mind.

This Seattleite says, “Fuck you Spicer.”

No, it was a good read. Terrifying but hey, that’s where we are now. I am the only hysterical person in the room.

Appreciate the link, thanks!

Anyone who preaches peace and love to me this week can fuck right off.

Fuck yeah!

I can’t wait to read all about this shit show the next day on the internet.

Bwahahahahahahaha. Even a tribute band is like, “you know what? Nah.”