I did some...things!

I salute you, ladies and gentlemen of Jezebel, for fighting the good fight.

My favorite cheap Nero d’Avola for Hillary, Jameson and/or Beam for Drumpf.

One day more, motherfucker. One. Day. More.

Chicken Boo always gets a star from me.

the “filed to” made my afternoon!

That was eerie. I can hear him saying that.

I like my women like I like my coffee....covered in BEES!

It is a nice car.

HILLARY WILL EAT YOUR BOAT.

I was THISCLOSE to posting a pic of that book.

IF I DID THAT.

GOD I love that movie.

*shrugs sadly*

Well, now we’ve gotten that over with.

For real. No topping that one for a while.

Like a screen door ;)

Oh they were all pretty, just....that was it :)

Buffy had awful taste in men.

I feel like “cremation” has a human subtext, and that’s what they’re going for. Splitting hairs for sure. Ugh.