Kesha’s news makes me feel bittersweet. On the one hand, I’m glad she will be able to make and release music, which is clearly what she wants to do. On the other, I’m sad that the only way she could do that was to drop her allegations against that controlling asshole Dr Luke. I hope her contract with Kemosabe is up…

This my favorite Jez article ever. Bravo Bobby (Booby)!

thank you so much for explaining that to me, sir.

You are my hero today.

“Pro-matriarch?”

Because they are princesses.

The beds annoy me the most.

“I just want to kill her legally.”

No.

Today in Tweet Beat, LaToya Jackson is wrong.

thanks for the tip!

Yes, thank you! I can’t kinja today (or kinja doesn’t want to kinja today)

*Nick Cage laughing gif*

I am still annoyed at Adam Corrolla and Jimmy Kimmel for that shit.

Thank you :)

I’m having a rough week and that top image is unreasonably funny to me. Thank you.

HUNTING TIARAS. Hells yeah.

This is good Jezebel.

That is an excellent question that I wish I had the answer to.

Welp that’s my brain broke for the day.