THIS. I hate Woody as much as the next person, but the only people who are getting picked on for being in his movies are lady-folk: Kristin Stewart, Cate Blanchett, and now Blake. How ‘bout some vitriol for the dudes still working with this creepy goblin?

“Ingenue inexplicably in love with a much older man” (TM)

I am going to miss him.

Omfg this is the level of political discourse in America right now. Can we get an adult in here?

This is delightful and also I want her jacket.

amen to that!

that is magnificent!

Man that musta been some DIRTY dancing...

This makes me feel better about how much shit I give myself for what I wore in the 90s :)

Love that movie!

Today in things I wish I didn’t know......

This might be my favorite headline of yours :)

Please say hi to my boyfriend Greg Proops!

Artisanal Nopes is my new band name. We play repurposed harmonicas and drum on cans.

I had a huge crush on him back in high school. 16-year-old me had weird taste.

DEAR GOD THE IRONY

I agree it’s not a perfect plan but frankly I’ll take what I can get. It’s better than the nothingburgers we’ve been getting ever since Sandy Hook.

“delay the sale”

7-year-old Pattyboots had a cat named “Purr.”

Right there with you.