Some meats, yes, and I realize the hypocrisy.

Damn straight!!!

I’m surprised everyone doesn’t post under Anonymous because DAMN.

I can’t handle the dead animals in these comments :-(

My love for Jameson says I’m less liberal than I think. I am sad about that.

Wow.

Actual, literal LOLZ at my desk when I read this.

I can’t believe this isn’t an Onion article.

It’s the only logical explanation.

Imma bout ready to call PR shenanigans on this whole damn thing. This is all TOO perfectly timed.

That was pretty damn telling.

Holy cognitive dissonance Batman!

This is wonderful.

I’m starting to think it’s time for the US Supreme court to threaten to TURN THIS CAR AROUND.

“This is our proper function, to protect life,” Dahm said.

THIS

I can watch this one all day

Right there with you. I have mild PTSD from being forced to watch Milo and Otis as a kid. FUCK that movie.