Ooh I like “blood rage”

“Fallen to the Communists” (h/t The IT Crowd)

Welp, now I feel sick :(

I couldn’t even get through the whole article. Can we get an adult in here please?

Honer is my new favorite word.

Me too.

That is my favorite box :)

See, this makes me even more mad. They KNEW it wouldn’t pass but they wrote it up anyway and collected a paycheck for it. Way to waste everyone’s time, folks.

“His name is Fox Underman...I’ve written his initials just here....”

Oh my god this was a real proposed law thought up by actual adults who live in the year 2016.

What if you’re an artificially inseminated mother, but you’re single and proud of it? Which box do you check?

:)

Thanks, I needed that.

I was too numb with sadness to enjoy the sloths.

For real yo.

I finally watched this and now I feel ill. Or need a drink. One of the two. :(

For realz? In 1981?!

Reason #247 why I no longer watch the Oscars. Outdated, sexist horseshit.

I forgot about that dress till just now. So gorgeous!

I think Tori Amos did the same kind of thing when she wanted to leave her label in the late 90s. She was contracted for a certain number of albums so she released a few live albums and an album of covers (Strange Little Girls I think) until she had reached the magic number, then bailed.