I read this in the voice I use to shame the cats off my kitchen counter.

Holy shit

This will never, never get old.

Um.

No.

Can you IMAGINE his DISGUST. So glorious.

Nobody asked you, Debbie.

Bye Felicia

It was a decent book. I read the shit out of it...

I was handed a book and told to ask if I had any questions.

Ah, that’s what that smell is.

Jesus. Is it too early for a drink?

Oh my god:-(

QI is a British panel show about “quite interesting” facts. I’m addicted to it, and they did a bit about how bananas are faintly radioactive.

So the “activated” part is radiation? Is this like the banana thing from QI?

I read the blurb in the source article and I still don’t know

I lost it at “activated cashews.”

So when you said “rude” I thought you meant rude as in naughty and assumed the thermometer was a giant dong. Slightly disappointed.

I look forward to the UST when Stabler realizes she’s his boss *wink*