I am enjoying this so much! Go get ‘em girl!

Always lovely to see a Pushing Daises gif :)

I am going to go out and buy another maxi dress just because of this post.

I would like this on a tee shirt.

Right? Why would you want to be a douche bag? Isn’t that a bad thing? Or did I miss something and the meaning changed?

I used to have one of these, not a boyfriend but a good friend. Threatened suicide and disappeared, scared the shit out of everybody. Totally fine once I reached out. Lied to me and my friends all the time. Proposed marriage a year after the suicide threat. Butthurt when I said no way. Stills sends ominous fb messages…

HEY HOBBY LOBBY, HOW YA LIKE THEM APPLES?

Good to get that taken care of early, I feel ;-)

Oh FFS.

THIS

In my view, keeping them frozen forever is tantamount to killing them.

That phrase made my day.

when she squeezed juice from the fruit of her husband’s groves

I laughcringed. That is now a thing.

The “white spiders” line from “Last Fuckable Day” killed me. Simultaneous LOL and EWW.

Yup, right there with you. Maybe it’s time to start incorporating cat hairs into nail art?

OMFG that’s horrible :( I’m so sorry that happened to you.

And how she always ends each sartorial description with, "and a [blank] completed the look."

Fellow xylophone here. Maybe we can start a band.