I was blocked on twitter by Harry for asking if he didn’t like a movie because the studio didn’t send him any swag

I am not sorry to insult Richard Petty.

Well, I didn’t really have a reason to watch NASCAR, but now I have a good reason to not watch NASCAR.

Tides do turn. Just look at those photos of the players essentially telling a president of the country they all love that he’s full of shit. Consider the wheels of justice are grinding in the Trump-Russia investigation even as you read this.And then think back on how you felt the moment last November when you…

The Free Market™ only matters when it supports conservative beliefs, like racism and bigotry. Likewise with the First Amendment™.

I counted at least 13 fans with their hats on in that Broncos picture but yeah the players need to show some respect.

You have to appreciate the irony of the guy who rammed the USFL straight into the ground telling the NFL how to run shit.

This is his big “issue”. It doesn’t matter that North Korea is threatening to bomb some place, he HAS to win against the NFL because they’re disrespecting him.

Cartoon voters.

Jeezus

Please do not make fun of him (or others). I’m a psychiatrist, and rapid and extreme weight gain is a side effect of some of the best medications we have fore mood.

Kevin Durant has already burned Trump from four different accounts.

This was a good try? Like...slightly crooked gold star. An attempt was made.

Longshot, to me, was a massive disappointment. I’ve craved a story-mode in a football game for years, but I felt let down with Longshot. Colt was a great character, but Wade fell so flat. Bad motivations, questionable decisions, and just the fact that he’s kind of a dick made me glad when Colt got drafted and he…

So white women now what. Yes again I will beat this dead horse forever. You asked for this & you got it. Can someone explain to me why any female would vote for any GOP representative? Oh right it’s racism. Because deep down inside you know no matter what as a white woman you will always be taken care of. Those brown…

DeVos would actually be a lot less scary if that was her only agenda. She’s devoted her life to making sure any schools available to children who aren’t white and well-off are starved out so DoE money goes to exclusively to lining her billionaire friends’ pockets when they create schools that are only accessible to…

sorry...but not

I once farted riding next to Mike Huckabee on a roller coaster in Arkansas.