If two cops can’t fend off a woman with a knife without killing her, you (a) probably shouldn’t be a cop, or (b) whoever trained you shouldn’t train cops (and also - you shouldn’t be a cop).

A surgeon is basically nothing more than a better payed extremely well trained upper tier niche mechanic. Knows all about cutting through the human body keeping the damage down, but outside his/her field just as uninformed as everybody else. Except maybe for a massive buildup of hubris and an emotional distancing by…

And 2010 was only after like two fat transfers! This last time she got it done turned into a fucking mutant.

How to get pregnant is number 3??? This both is incredibly terrifying, and explains a lot about the over-population of humans.

This reboot will not be the last. According to Joseph Campbell the Starsky and Hutch myth recurs every generation in every culture since the beginning of humanity.

Remember when Hoth was attacked by the Empire and Obama never visited even though he was president here and also on Hoth at the same time thanks to him being a secret Muslim terrorist?

When will they be announcing that Art Briles is the new head of the President’s Council on Physical Fitness?

Last shot of the show is Bob Newhart getting out of bed.

I think we all know they will never actually make this movie.

Jesus it’s not like Adult Swim has had bumpers for over 15 years or anything. Do people not understand how this works or wtf?

This from the team that said Jon Snow wasn’t dead for an entire year.

When did Harmon turn into the Unibomber?

Agreed. It was funny. I don’t understand why everyone is getting so up in arms over something as silly as an Adult Swim card.

The funny thing about this whole thing: that burn on GOT was accurate.

Scott is the doofus we need now that Brendan Fraser has stepped down, so I’m glad he’s getting this work even of the movie itself is lesser.

If he’s not her supervisor he has no right to ‘sit’ with an employee and tell her she is out of line.

the guys’ anger at being told to mind their own business.

1.) This is terrible as fuck.

She is seated and avoiding eye contact with the woman...who then comes up into her face and shoves her. That is the definition of defense sir. Whether she was looking for the fight our not, she waited until she was attacked first and that is a fact, the most important one when it comes to a court of law.

Somebody hungry for a knuckle sandwich and a bottle of punch?