I love her side eye the entire time they are questioning her. She’s like “I know exactly what you’re doing.” the whole time.

Me so mourny.

RIP Fresh Kid Ice, I hope Tipper Gore pays her respects because 2 Live Crew made her lame ass more famous than she ever had any right to be.

Fast forward to his Hall of Fame induction ceremony and this angry lil fella will shed a tear and write a Facebook post about how lucky he was to have gotten to watch him play.

Ah yes, it was one of the best receivers in the league’s fault that the Lions are a dumpster fire. Solid take.

This is the meanest thing Deadspin has ever done to its readers.

People watch this show?

From your friendly neighborhood religious people.

*cough* Storm from the X-Men movies *cough*

As for the complaint that Hollywood is fixated on casting black and biracial women as love interests in genre films and TV for white male heroes, so what?

The only thing I didn’t like about this movie is there’s nothing average about Peter. Goes to an accelerated High School where everyone is smart, hot girls crush on him, has friends, his bully doesn’t even beat on him (just slaps his butt?), Aunt seems to being doing fine financially, and has a “internship” from…

Patricia: Yeah, there was more Tony Stark than I was expecting. I feel like I’m at a saturation point with him, though I understand why they did it.

There was no twist whatsoever. “MJ” isn’t Mary Jane. Her name was clear in the movie. It’s Michelle Jones, thus MJ. Them calling her Mj is probably just a homage to Mary Jane, but no she is not Mary Jane.

Seriously. I’m half-Floridian on my mom’s side (which is similar to being half-Martian) and that entire side of the family has two types of names: the girls are named after the last relative to die and the mother’s maiden or middle name, and the boys are named dumb shit like “Bubba Joe Cracker XVIII.” End result: My…

he was snorting cocaine or meth or something in the toilet. that was not “road rage”, that was some drug-fueled paranoia and delerium.

More specifically, nerves “run” on salt ions, such as the ones found in salt water. So exposing these intact nervous pathways to salt water causes the nerves to fire and muscles to contract.

“We take issues of this nature extremely seriously and have a zero-tolerance police for any professional misconduct,”

In America, we use words like “grit” to describe players who are willing to get dirty and like “captain” for those who will do anything for their teammates.

Yup, making the deaths of thousands of European Jews and other “undesirables” about how America isn’t safe anymore is right on point for a lot of Americans. Let’s conveniently forget that our government turned some of those people away to die in that very same gas chamber. To keep America safe.