Whatever anyone wants to say about Laettner, he was a great college player.

He’s not good enough.

So if you’re black, you can’t catch a cab. If you’re a cop, you can’t catch an Uber. If you’re a black cop, you’re getting too old for this sh*t.

even circa 2017, have you seen new Ash??? hmmmmmmmmmmmmm

It doesn’t star Bruce Campbell circa 1992 as Gaston.

She does kind of have “walk of shame hair” in the same way Bannon always looks like he woke up on a park bench with a thin residue of vomit on his lips.

Ignorant Bar Fighting Swamp Barbie

For real. Racists calling the most elegant First Lady to date an “ape in heels”, and yet here we have a high ranking staffer crouching like an actual ape on the Oval Office furniture.

I apologize for yelling.

She’s so obviously playing the “oh teehee I’m the only woman in a room full of men. I’m so adorable! I can play these dudes.” thing. No honey. They think you’re a child, and you’re confirming it to them.

My face reading this:

The maniacs of this nation went all in on Michelle Obama for daring to wear a sleeveless dress and then we have this. Ugh. Just. Ugh.

She did not remove her shoes. You can see the stiletto heel denting the back cushion in the first photo.

She’s hatching an egg. Leave her alone. Lizard people don’t replenish themselves.

I’m embarrassed when I get caught spinning in my office chair. What the hell is this shit?

She looks like a grownup handed her the phone so she would shut up while the adults were talking

What a trashy bitch. Show some respect. You’re in the oval office, you’re wearing a dress, people are visiting.

What kind of grown ass woman sits that way?????

Didn’t Obama catch a whole bunch of shit for putting his feet on the desk (even though countless other presidents did it)?