“I was called a liar and told to knock my crap off or they could put another charge on me,”

She has no business being in jail for that kind of offence. Christ.

We apparently live in bizarro world where people end up in jail with 10k bonds for *driving on a suspended license*.

Seriously, she had no business being there. Impound the car if she’s a dangerous driver, stick an ankle monitor on her, whatever, but jail? FFS. What a waste of money.

Plus there’s no damn way in hell he ever wants his name associated with a black man getting out of jail, regardless of the circumstances.

Dude, Pence never gave a fuck about you. It’s not so much that he abandoned you as he just didn’t care.

Hello. I’m not American. Can someone tell me why America thought it was a good idea to make a functionally illiterate man with severe personality disorders the President of the United States of America?

She’s not prepared to deal with two protestors? What a clown.

Being forced to watch the White House orientation video must have been tough for him, since it doesn’t mention him. The part about sexual harassment in the workplace must have been uncomfortable.

One time, I forgot about a presentation I had in fourth grade. I didn’t research or read anything. Totally forgot about it for weeks. I did my best to wing it, but I only fooled the other idiot kids in the room, not my teacher. Every time Trump speaks, I hear that presentation.

I can’t believe he leaves the office at 6:30 (according to that NYT article earlier this week). My job has significantly less responsibility than the President’s (duh), and I come into work at 6am and usually leave well after 6:30pm. What the fuck did he think being President would entail? Just photo ops and tweeting…

Rick Perry isn’t ignorant of energy policy

This is the genius of this. With the DeVos plan, the rich can literally control what the rest of the nation learns, knows, and thinks.

One of the more bullshit narratives when Rock Snyder first ran for governor in 2010 was that as a non career politician and independently wealthy man he wouldn’t be influenced by the state’s rich and powerful special interests..................sound familiar?

Yes, but! If you ensure that the population is too dumb to understand the complicated relationship you just described, you can keep on keepin’ on and just blame everything bad on THE MEXICANS and THE MUSLIMS and the people will believe you! Meanwhile you giggle as you take dives into your ever-growing money pool!

What I continuously fail to understand is that the current administration is working feverishly to enact policies that are intended to “Keep American Jobs”. However, their proposed education policies directly contradict that sentiment as they do not prepare children for the jobs that today’s economy requires (e.g.…

Yes, it is pyramid cash, but we like to call it “Kingdom Gain”.

When people say Devos has never been to a public school, they’re not telling the whole story.

DeVos’s scheme will actually net your kid more voucher money for signing up other kids for private school than you receive for signing up yourself.

Never 4get: the whole “abortion is the most important issue in the world” bullshit is a grift the evangelicals literally focus-grouped because they couldn’t publicly complain about their real beef, that bob jones u lost tax exempt status for its cartoonishly racist admissions practices

Any white kid who went to a rural, mostly white ISD would laugh for days, and days and days at the notion that Republican lawmakers care about them getting a quality education, as compared to their drive to slice up funding for public education being about ambivalence towards minority children getting educated.