Damn, the NFL really is losing viewers.

My theory? It’s the Morty from the picture on Birdpersons wall, the Morty Rick saw in his happy memories of Morty that he couldn’t possibly have if he abandoned his family, Evil Morty is the Morty our Rick raised from infancy

Doofus Rickdoesn’t have a Morty because he never got married and so never had Beth.

“The election got these yellow shirts more riled up than a picture day Jessica.”

“One things for sure, you all don’t have to worry about Cowboy Morty talking. This little cowpoke’s going to mosey up on out of here.”