I like how the piece is so focused on secondary effects of harrassment & misogyny: the ways it gets internalized, how a failure might have multiple root causes, but the women (& minority) employees usually bear unequal portions of the blame for it, and how you do a worse job when you’re mentally beaten down.

The piece: delicious. The rolls: shitty. I loved the writing so much and the author now has new fans for life. If it also sticks a fork in Battali, well, hey ... bonus.

Her post is one of the best things I’ve read on the internet in a while.

Much of it actually has been verified:

Look at Mr. Optimist assuming there will be schools in 50 years!

You could just not click on the articles that you know you will not like. I do that and it’s shockingly easy

Not for nothing, but these kook fringe beliefs have a way of showing up in the highest levels of power these days. It’s probably better for people to understand where they’re coming from before it shows up on Fox & Friends or gets amplified by one of Trump’s friends like Alex Jones.

There are two main factions that use “globalism” as a slur: anti-Semites, for whom the word “globalism” is a stand-in for “Judaism,” and batshit Christians for whom “globalism” more or less exactly equates to the “Late, Great Planet Earth/Left Behind” Book of Revelations cinematic universe.

Lol. Much of it has been accurate so far. Nobody pays for oppo research to just make things up. It’s intelligence gathering. If they wanted made-up stories, they’d have hired a novelist, not a former spy.

Because something greedy Jews (but not the good Israeli kind).

Or you could read the librarian’s actual response suggesting that donating books to a library in an already wealthy, predominately white neighborhood is dumb, giving suggestions as to better places to choose, but nah the White House’s narrative makes for better clickbait, good job AV Club!

You may think that’s Jake Gyllenhaal making another worryingly hard swing in weight for a prestige role, but that’s actually just Tatiana Maslany playing both characters. Easy mistake to make.

I think you have to do it separately and assemble afterwords. Both crab and octopus cook very fast, turkey is very slow.

Don't baste! Basting actually dries it out. Use a brined turkey. Start high, turn down to 350 after 30 minutes, cover the breast with an aluminum foil hat.

I doubt it, unless you've always wanted to try fishy turkey.

And then turn down the heat and let roast at 400 degrees
basting every 20 mins.

KILL IT!! KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!

I saw something like this in an underground fetish bar in Manhattan. Mapplethorpe was taking pictures

The real nightmare would be trying to cook that thing so that everything is done at the same time.

So, does it taste good?