The D3 S8 is actually fairly reliable given the stature of the car. Everyone should own a V10 at some point.  I only got rid of mine because it cost $4K to replace a catalytic converter that required the transmission to be dropped to get to. Wonderful car, and particularly fun in the snow

Thank you for writing the antithesis to those patronizing morons up there passing around random judgement and “wisdom” for Kelly.  This is the Jalop answer right here.

She needs to a 13 year old Audi S8, the one with the V10.

Is this too crazy? Maybe.

But it’s drop-dead gorgeous, AWD, and faster than anything this side of a 911 Turbo.

Or alternatively, get the still very fast AWD V6 and save $10k for Jaguar stuff.

Water doesn’t conduct?

Is the penis license plate a factory option, or do I have to get that from the DMV?