That’s an Osh Kosh. The most front-engined thing I’ve ever seen. The engine is so front it’s almost a rear engine for the car in front of it.

I can’t even imagine giving a shit about how this affects my masculinity. My dick works fine, and I think this car is great. That’s enough for me.

I think you could get tetanus from the fucking windshield...

But it’s Obama who is gonna take your guns away and declare martial law.

My being-outside-all-day job is 6 miles dead east of O’Hare, right on the approach path, so I’ll still see 3-4 747's a day. Same here - even after 7 years of it, I still will look up, realize that thing’s the size of a goddamn city block and weighs a million pounds, and shake my head is disbelief.

My vote would be for every ‘airplane takes off then lands to indicate travel’ scene in every movie or tv show ever because 99.999% of the time they don’t use the same plane, or even the same airline. Couple it with showing one plane’s exterior and then an interior that doesn’t match...just terrible.

Tesla is still a car company in their infancy that is simply faking it til they make it. Nobody in their right mind with $80,000+ to spend should choose a Model S over something like the upcoming Porsche Mission E. When the Germans fully join the party its going to be game over for Tesla as an automobile manufacturer.

skimming the beach on their ultra-low takeoffs and landings

Your dad is a badass. He deserves to be listed on the wall at the Bowling Green Vette museum.

im more and more convinced that the entire armed service is just a front for an acronym service.

D.B. Pooper

This actually happened to me and the wife once. It 2004, The pilot said they needed to land in Atlantic city. Which is pretty odd as LGA is really close to AC. I looked out the window and saw an F18 on the wing. There was one on each wing, very close. We were told it was an excercise which seemed ridiculous.

These fucking people are so goddamn stupid. A fucking boycott of Smith? These fuckers are boycotting every goddamn thing proving the fact that White People Gonna Fucking White People. I’m so sick of these deplorables. Bunch of spineless, feckless waste of human flesh.

This was great. You know why? Because, for all of 2 minutes, I wasn’t thinking about the next four years.

Trump supporters are profoundly stupid people. Now that’s the 800-lb un-PC gorilla in the room. Tell them that and watch them gnash their teeth and talk about their fucking college degrees like that somehow makes them smart.

What are the odds that he could name five more black people, living or deceased?

I hate him in a way that I’ve never hated another person before, including my ex-husband and his “ex” girlfriend.

“I’m an “elite” and that I live in a bubble when I live in a city that is diverse as fuck and there people who are talking about the bubble I live in live in all-white enclaves and never saw anyone of color except on fucking TV.”

YES. AND THEY ARE THE ONES KEEPING THEMSELVES THERE.

This stupid game needs to die a fiery death. Seriously, the non-stop coverage is about as annoying as the ALS ice bucket challenge (or any other equally vacuous viral trend).