@imapcgirl: A pony? then you should begin to hunt for the elusive 4 feet long horse-shape sock. And hang it on the fireplace three months in advance, as a hint, so your bf would know what he should be getting for you. Otherwise, he, like all straight men, will never guess what a girl really wants.

They should do something about tiered data pricing first.

What is the right way to hold the iPhone when playing this game?

I thought the working condition for interns has improved since the Clinton era.

@imapcgirl: BTW, what are you gonna to do with them? None looks very comfortable, in any way, in anywhere.

@imapcgirl: Seriously, if he's hurt by even by the middle one, you should reconsider the relationship. The middle one is the tail of tail of the bell curve of size. ;)

@imapcgirl: The middle one probably is ok....in comparison.

From left to right:

Fake!

Will the blimps just "drop off" — real drop, from 10K feet—the packages to our doorsteps? Considering it'd be hard for the blimps that make door-to-door delivery to land on the street.

@NorCalAngler: Are you still married after that? :)

Just curious, why 1-5 years? what's wrong with more than 5 years of experience?

Job description:

We should thank the Russians for sending hot girls here.

@Mex:

That was not a turtleneck! What have Russians done with JOBS?!

@Chromeo's name has nothing to do with the band Chromeo:

Geeks having money is a great thing, since all would be spent on harmless, useless gadgets. When attention freaks, power whores and greedy bastards have money, you get the world we are living in.

Will you need to renew the license of the McAfee antibiotics annually?

hmmm...I thought you mean modchip modded.