Who even likes dogs? People who are mentally deranged. If you reply to this saying that you actually like dogs, you are mentally deranged.

I don't own dogs, because they always smell like shit. And my cats wouldn't stand for it. I don't care if you bathe them. They just run outside and smell themselves up within a day or two. Cats wash themselves on a daily basis.

I'm not going to get into the whole Cat vs. Dog debate, because honestly, I like all…

The reasons I am on team cat are many, but one of the main ones is that cats just are more cuddly. If the cat is properly socialised with a good temper, they are the softest and most flexible cuddlers. You can't really comfortably cuddle with a big dog, and small dogs are so stiff, in my experience. I also get nervous…

Our youngest (Harleen J. Quinzel)

Dogs fur smells like shit though