The Average Joe will learn how to use Google and visit Home Depot real quick if they get a four-thousand dollar bill.

Man steals a car, then gets married.

• Whine that car companies don't offer more interesting interior choices.

you could always just throw coal out the window...why not?

Good. I'm glad they're taking this shit seriously. It's a city, not a fucking farm. Find a way to use public transportation.

7/10 not too bad.

Look man, you wanna pick a fight with a Suzuki SX4, that's your business. I'd prefer not to play with fire.

I've driven seven different 100 hp cars, so collectively....?

Only use the red key Use the shift-light system You need wider rear tires Do not race anything with AWD Do not race anything with retracting spoilers Do not race electric vehicles Do not race any jet aircraft

Beginner

Michael Bay?

It's a New Hampshire thing apparently.

Good question. Riding a bike would have cut the commute time by quite a bit.

You could buy Michigan with $300,000.

Doesn't look half bad as a truck!

Yes, of course. Definitely the government and environmentalists fault. Couldn't possibly be that the corporation decided that that level of engineering wasn't cost-effective. No way.

Environmentalists don't want long-lasting, reliable cars that don't need to be constantly replaced and recycled?

aw hell yeah

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