This whole thing is just asking to have a South Park episode made out of it.

There *are* a lot of spelling...

Are you really asking that?

"Instead of kicking kids out of school for using THERE iPhones..."

Am I the only one incredibly creeped out by the piles of white crabs? Gives me the shivers...

AHHH MOTHERLAND!

Looks just like my old Jeep that was destroyed while parked by some idiot 17 year old girl in her daddy's Lexus GX...I do miss that thing. Although the old Xterra I got to replace it will go (almost) anywhere the Jeep would, albeit with a top on it.

Funny, that's an Iran Air flight...

Check out Amazon and order a mix pack of razors, you'll discover that there are a lot better ones out there than the store-brand or Gillette razors that are to be found in most drug stores or box stores. I've had a lot of luck with ASCO and Lord Platinums.

It rarely takes more than 5 minutes after the shower to soap up, shave, rinse, and apply aftershave balm. If I'm looking for a good, close shave, I'll soap up again and shave across the grain instead after shaving with the grain. Even then I'm done in 6 or 7 minutes. Well worth it for the better shave. Plus, you…

Way overrated and overpriced usually. Although I must say, their shaving soap is quite good.

I'll stick with my Merkur safety razor, badger-hair shaving brush and shaving soap with Lord blades for the time being, thankyouverymuch. #oldschool

Aha! Was always curious about those, but had never actually tried to open one up.

Hey guys, it's been made clear down in the comments that these were heading for South Korea as authorized foreign military sales. Please get rid of the over-hyped headline.

Mapquest is sustained by those who started using the internet on AOL in 1999 or 2000, and never really bothered to learn more or change anything. Sort of like the massive amount of people still using IE6 and 7.

This actually makes a lot of sense. When I do remote connections to user's computers to view their screens and assist in troubleshooting, I often tell them to go to a web site. I'll give them the web address, they pull up the browser, and (usually using some idiotic toolbar that I'll tell them to uninstall), type in…

I don't think anyone (or at least me...) is against shutting down websites that are known to peddle pirated goods, or that believe true piracy is okay. That being said, it's quite disconcerting that websites can be shut down with little to no due-process and legal oversight that's full of so many loopholes it's…

And now I will be able to think of nothing but Arachnophobia and The Mist all day long. Thanks, Giz.

High ticket sales does NOT equal good movie. See: Titanic, Avatar, Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull, Star Wars: The Phantom Menace, the entire Twilight series, et cetera.

Yes, they're annoying, but they're second only to "Stop whining!" comments, and only slightly ahead of political postings on the annoyance scale.