I sincerely hope this was just a test and Janiyah's family is going to tell us we passed because we were able to tell two little black girls WHO LOOK NOTHING ALIKE ASIDE FROM BOTH BEING TWO LITTLE BLACK GIRLS apart.

I'm going to go ahead and say that it's probably not the girl who fails to recognize herself in the viral video, and needs her mom's prompting in order to bust a move. Her mom is obviously trying to cash in somehow and she's just doing what her mom is telling her to do. Poor kid.

Am I the only one who didn't get the vaccine because I didn't trust it?

Every time I start saying "X should be required for Y" it always ends up going to far and WHOOPS - EUGENICS.

We talking legit rape where she doesn't get knocked up? Cause the body shuts down for HPV as well. But seriously, some people shouldn't be allowed to have kids, at least they should be required to attend basic parenting classes.

How do we know the lady with high-pitched voice and video camera isn't standing there with a meat cleaver, and the dog is, in actuality, afeared for its life, not a bath? HOW DO WE KNOW?

I had a big adorable AmStaff once named Lucky who hated baths. He would come and sit in the doorway when I was in the bathroom (I lived alone, no judging). So one day, whilst I was doing Bathroom Things and he was chilling, I tapped on the side of the tub.

*ears up eyes-bright*
Lucky?
*excitement*
Lucky want a bath?
*droo…

As if being bathed in the kitchen sink isn't horrible enough, to add insult to injury my step-mother uses the soap bubbles to make her dog look like a fawn.

and today Sho'nuff wins the internet.

People are hating on you for saying your dog is #1, but I back you up on that. Especially when you have a pit bull and you're forced to constantly defend them, or are, you know, no longer allowed to live in the same neighborhood because of BSL.

I like and agree with your advice. Now, if only someone could write how to not get horribly depressed when you think there are no guys around your age (35) on dating sites, only to find they ARE online but hey just don't want women their own age. They are looking for and writing to women in their 20s. And I'm one of…

I can only speak from my experience as a non-white American, but my problem is less about the color of the person asking and the fact that very rarely do white people in America receive this same line of questioning. It's America—a salad bowl of mixed nationalities and ethnicities and backgrounds, yet people still see…

We put some lyrics to "The West Wing" theme to create a song for our dog.

I make up songs all the time to sing to my cat. There are the impromptu ones, like "Paczki-waczki-woo/You're such a nicens goo!"

I never sing to my dogs every day all the time. Shut up! You don't know my life! (Mostly I sing about how bad they are and how I wish they would stop shitting on the rug/trying to hump the foster dog/eating my shoes.)

Because I'm keepin' it real. Because I'm keepin' it real.

Your man Christian is a cake boy! He's a disco-dancing, Oscar Wilde-reading, Streisand ticket-holding friend of Dorothy!

Hell yes. I don't even really understand her advice— are you supposed to sleep with him the first night or wait for the 3rd date? Not talk about anything, or talk about important stuff while witholding? Go ahead and spread eagle but STFU about it?

Can't wait to see this again two weeks from now on Gawker.