Between her and the shark, this is a fun Friday.

I watched a promo for Carol. Thought it was all fun and games. Just a little commercial before I got back to a 2 and a half men rerun. No big deal. JUST a movie.

I mean let’s just be real. It’s not the nudity they have a problem with, it’s the fact that it’s a lesbian sex scene and not a hetero one. If it was either one of those women with a man there wouldn’t be any problem.

spanked their 14-year-old daughter with a hockey stick and a jump rope

A man who probably likes fingers in his butt felt the need to tell millions of strangers that he doesn’t like fingers in his butt!! Yes, it’s officially comedy now.

I'm not gonna lie, a public breakdown by Kanye over his fragile ego being shattered sounds delicious. Please tell me this is only the beginning and we can expect an entire "I don't like butt stuff, seriously!" episode of Keeping up with the Kardashians.

Bottom of the ocean, huh? Gwyneth, are you listening?

Who?

Who?

The word “gal” is one of those things that inexplicably makes my skin crawl. Maybe because it’s usually said by condescending chunk-nuggets like this guy.

I used to live next door to a guy who, for a time, dated an opera singer (or student? I never quite sussed that out). She had a voice like an angel, and she was careful to only practice in the afternoons. There were still some days I left the building for a few hours so I could have peace and quiet.

I can’t decide if it’s funny or sad that Leo may finally get his Oscar in 2016 - the exact same year we collectively decide the Oscars don’t mean shit.

I love Lolita too. It’s one of the only pieces of culture that show me a male creator that really understands what it is that (certain) men do to women and girls. Humbert is his narrator, but that doesn’t mean Nabokov doesn’t find him violently repellent.

Hideous print. Stupid ass name.

The more someone insists they’re “one of the good ones,” a “nice guy,” the more I become convinced there is a torture basement in their residence.

I feel like I just read an article by the onion. Except it’s real. Goddamn it I thought I would get through just one day without being appalled.

This is where Donald Trump came from.

feminist and woman-specific networks exist because other networks cater largely to men